he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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