great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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