Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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