I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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