All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize
