We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
