Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I will pee on everything he values.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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