I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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