If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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