: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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