I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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