You really coming over, don't trick.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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