I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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