Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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