no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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