Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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