Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Two words: blizzard sex
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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