That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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