my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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