My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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