you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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