Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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