Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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