so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
