idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
