I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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