I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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