He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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