i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
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did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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