im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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