"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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