Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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