i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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