Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just want to make out with him forever
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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