so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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