Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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