One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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