i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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