I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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