anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
