Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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