I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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