I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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