Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Randomize
