we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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