He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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