isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I believe in your delicious
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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