wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Randomize
