i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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