doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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