so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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