It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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