scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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