belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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