Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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