I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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