bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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