No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
